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WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?
It was very foolish of you to draw
that obscene (hilarious!) sketch
of our teacher with her hair caught on fire
and pins sticking haphazardly out of
her pasty skin. At least she didn’t hear
the song describing her “fat fungus butt” that you
composed during her lecture about keeping quiet
when the teacher is talking. I guess it was all
part of your master plan to get transferred
to Mrs. Donahue’s class. Now there’s no one
to block my view of the chalkboard
with their head. Thanks for finally leaving
our class. She doesn’t yell as much anymore.
by Caitlyn Yoshina
10th grade, Iolani School
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